(meanwhile, back at New York Post’s Offices):
I mean. Look guys. They BOTH have blonde tresses.
KERI ! …MARY! Get it?
…That could work.
Come on guys.
(NYP office employees sigh in unison)
MARY ! KERI ! VERY ! very…pretty girls!
I mean-they both are awesome singers…I mean.
Help me out here guys!
(office employee):
Just…just…issue the apology dude. You screwed up the article-THIS is Mary:
Singer Mary J. Blige performs at Tyler Perry’s First Annual Rise Above It celebration at Boulevard3 on March 4, 2011 in Hollywood, California. Photo Credits: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images
T.H.E Mary J. Blige
(NYP office employee):
And THIS is the MaryKeri you were thinking of big guy!
A Girl in the World & the World in a Girl... 