A Girl in the World & the World in a Girl…











{April 22, 2011}   SouljaBoy to Star in Remake of Classic: “Juice?”


*In my BEST classic Nettie voice:*


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!???
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????


*BACKS UP*
*STARTLED*
*EYES STRETCHED WIDE*
*CLUTCHES ORIGINAL CLASSIC MOVIE “JUICE” UNDER MY ARM AND SINGS ANXIOUSLY-IN A FAST WHISPER*
*PATTY-CAKING WITH MY HANDS*

“You and Me-Us never parrrrt.
(Macky Da-Da)
You and Me must have one heart.
(Macky Da-Da)
Aint no ocean aint no sea.
(Macky Da-Da)”

*RUNS AWAY FROM SOULJABOY REALLY FAST*
*RUNS BACK TO SOULJA BOY REALLY FAST*
*POINTS AT SOULJABOY WITH MY ORIGINAL VCR TAPE*
*SCREAMS:*

“Nothing but death can keep me from it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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